First, let's start with the local angle. We have so many quality politicians in our fair City. I especially would like to draw attention to Gavin Newsom, our estimable mayor, who is now looking for any job he can get. Gavin really is a model of moral rectitude and a stand-up guy. At least when he's sober. He should be erected to the Lieutenant Governor's job for no other reason than that he simply wants the job- since he can't be goobernor yet. Why not vote for him? Isn't that enough? Then there's everybody's favorite prancing queen Tom Ammiano, who wants to legalize pot and also wants the current Governor, my hero Arnie, to kiss his gay ass. Tell us Tom, was that request for a rim job or just a kiss on your cheeks?
Then there's RUSH! It's hard to pick a favorite rock band, but I have to say RUSH blows any other band away! They're awesome beyond belief. Kansas, Toto, Journey, Bobby Sherman and Styx are close, but if you really want to hear some kick-ass, deep rock and roll, heavily infuenced by the brilliant Ayn Rand, check out this song:
Thank the Christian lord for Sarah. I mean, there's only three years left before America wises up and votes that Antichrist Obama out of office and we can have a real American Patriot with American Values in the White House (and thankfully it will be the White House again!) Palin 2012! You betcha!