Yesterday I received an email from Ticketmaster offering up to 8 free tickets to see the upcoming Foreigner/Styx/Kansas concert out in Concord. Seriously.
Even if it were closer, say right next door, they would still have to throw in a free dinner, drinks, Marisa Tomei and a $100 gift card to make it worth sitting through what would be the concert going equivalent of a 4 hour long wait at the DMV.
Those bands sucked then. They suck now. And now they're sucking it, suckers.